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		<title>To Ensure an On-Time Departure &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stewart Mandel Copyright 2009 One afternoon last fall, I was sitting at an airport gate waiting for yet-another delayed flight to somewhere when a portly, out-of-breath woman came running up to the Continental counter and handed her boarding pass to a surprised-looking female agent. “I’m sorry,” the agent said in her most comforting voice [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stewartmandel.com&#038;blog=6293686&#038;post=172&#038;subd=stewartmandel&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Misery, Thy Name is Verizon</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 14:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stewart Mandel Copyright 2009 For as long as I can remember, “the DMV” (Department of Motor Vehicles) has been our nation’s most commonly referenced standard for misery, annoyance and stupefying incompetence. Nearly everyone has a driver’s license, which means nearly everyone has shared the same experience of waiting in three-hour lines only to be [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stewartmandel.com&#038;blog=6293686&#038;post=157&#038;subd=stewartmandel&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Wanna Rock</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 15:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stewart Mandel Copyright 2009 Of all the technological advancements our society has wrought this decade &#8212; Blackberries, IPods, Facebook, the Snuggie &#8212; one in particular deserves our highest praise for its inventors’ vision, genius and downright awesomeness. I’m speaking of the video game Rock Band. While lab scientists, marketing gurus and ad execs wring [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stewartmandel.com&#038;blog=6293686&#038;post=148&#038;subd=stewartmandel&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bartender: Another Sprite, Please</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 14:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stewart Mandel Copyright 2009 As a white, heterosexual, college-educated male, you would think I have no idea what it’s like to be part of a frowned-upon minority. You would be wrong. I know what it’s like to endure puzzled looks and subtle digs from people who can’t comprehend my chosen lifestyle. I constantly find [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stewartmandel.com&#038;blog=6293686&#038;post=137&#038;subd=stewartmandel&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ice Your Crotch with Frozen Okra</title>
		<link>http://stewartmandel.com/2009/04/19/ice-your-crotch-with-frozen-okra/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:50:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Stewart Mandel Copyright 2009 The diagnosis was short but no less startling. “One of your testicles is smaller than the other,” my doctor informed me one autumn afternoon. As I would soon learn, testicular asymmetry is by no means a life-threatening condition, but it does present a risk of future complications such as sterility, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stewartmandel.com&#038;blog=6293686&#038;post=123&#038;subd=stewartmandel&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Finally, Exercise That Ends in a Nap</title>
		<link>http://stewartmandel.com/2009/04/11/finally-exercise-that-ends-in-a-nap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:19:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There has only been one time in my life when I truly thought I might die. It was my first yoga class.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stewartmandel.com&#038;blog=6293686&#038;post=107&#038;subd=stewartmandel&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Me and My Matches</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t mean to brag, but I know an awful lot about today’s single woman.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stewartmandel.com&#038;blog=6293686&#038;post=37&#038;subd=stewartmandel&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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