Welcome to My Secret World


Greetings, visitors.

Perhaps you know me from my work at SI.com. Or, perhaps you randomly stumbled on to this site by way of Google. Either way, I’m happy you’re here.

I recently took a five-month sabbatical from my day job, during which time I wrote a series of humor essays about such varied topics as online dating, yoga, cell-phone stores and testicular surgery. Click on “Essays” to read the complete archive. I hope to add more in the near future.

Enjoy your stay.

New York Press (7/1/09): A Really Dry Guy


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